I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and who I be?
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

My name is Jumpsteady
But are you punks ready
For the samari machete
To make human confetti
Of the ones who contend
Stepping up on my path
With the fierier dexterier, don't make me laugh
I'm like dare devil and Bruce Banner rolled into one
Cause you wouldn't wanna make me mad and you're blind, son
To some of the things, tactics and such
That we apply to the carnival, so check nuts (Check Nuts)
I'm the jack of many trades
Troops, that's the old days
Laughed that in the hallway
Fucked them bitches anyway
I wonder what they're doing today?
Most a them bitches prolly broke, homeless, tricked out or underpaid
How the Pendulum swings, laugh now, cry tomorrow
In exchange for the happiness and sorrow (sorrow)
Time will borrow
And again unfold and better like (yup)
Casting corrupt souls deeper in the shadows of night (C'mon!)

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

Where I'm at is in your earholes
Bumping outta ya stereo
Loud enough to crack your tinted windows
And I suppose that ya still don't know
How I exceed to levels that ain't never been seen before
Master of the Shaolin
Tiger walk while joustin
No hand blimp right hand and round housing
Beating like the beat of the drum
Slightly sicker than some
And I exterminate beef so you don't want none
J is for the journey and the thieving gain
Followed by the U - uncanny
And completely insane
M is for the madness spawning my ideas
And P is for Psychopathic and props to people that see us
Steady, steady like a Chevy
Out of control
With no brakes and wrapped around a phone pole
Then I explode on the world like C-4
Before the demo team can even hit the door

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I'm the last seconds on a doomsday clock
Like an open box of Anthrax chilling on a desktop
Execution, an illusion of art
Like a wizard's magic pencil steady aiming at your heart
Always backed by the hatchet
Drop a body in a casket
Like a guillotine, rolling heads in a basket
As for the busters unleashing some rage
In the folds of my jacket I cradle my gauge

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

I heard ya wanna know about me (What?)
Where I'm at (What?) and Who I be
And why the call me Jumpsteady (Fuck Yeah!)

I'm just a ninja from the carnival grounds
With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth

(*screaming*)
Alright, alright and yesiree! A clean hit! A perfect hit!
And no pain for the target
Too bad the guy was only 38.
Just 2 years older, he'da been worth 3 times the points
But for the second year in a row
Machine Gun Joe, has splattered the...